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Demyx: -Pouring tea- Yup. ^_^
Spiggy: TEA! -Throws it at Demyx-
Demyx: White Tea Feilds?! -Ducks-
Ducks: Quack.
Spunch: yay! tea!
Spunch: -wiggles fingers of doom-
Spiggy: EMUCK DANCE! -Attempts to cut self with crackers-
Sasuke: Not funny.
Spiggy: -Throws on Akatsuki cloak- Orokanuro otouto yo...
Sasuke: FUCK YOU!
Spiggy: -Flings him-
Naruto: The finger of doom has been activated-ttebeyo! -Pointing at Spunch's fingers-
Spunch: totally -makes 20 tea cups appear and xigbar floating next to it-
Xigbar: .... uh
Demyx: XIGGY!
Spiggy: DEMY~! -Glomps Xigbar and starts scratching him-
Xigbar: DX OMG! MY FACE! HER CLAWS! MY FAAAAAAAACE!
Sasuke: Itachi is attacking a Kingdom Hearts character?
Naruto: Seems so
Spunch: -takes tea cup and sips at it quitley in the corner-
Spiggy: -Glanes left- Hmmmmm... -Glances right- Hmmmmm... -Stares straight words before glomping Gaara- GAA-CHAN!
Gaara: Get off me or die.
Spiggy: GAA-CHAN!
Spunch: -making cunning plans- ohhohoho... -evil grin of doom-
Spiggy: Evil plans?! -Does a dramatic twirl off of Gaara, cloaking billlowing with the evil power- I'm in.. -Big fake smile-
Spunch: ohhohoho! -grins some more, and then sips some tea-
Uruha: -walks in randomly- OH! -points at spunch- YOU MADE ME AN IDIOT IN YOUR OTHER STORY!
Spunch: thats cause youre too girly... so of course I put you in a girls one peice bathing suit and made you act weird....
Uruha: you will pay!
Spunch: no I wont...
Uruha: you wont?
Spunch: ...uh, no.
Spunch: -sips more tea-
Spiggy: Uruha isn't smart... -Snickers and pushs Uruha into a pool of jello-
Uruha: JELLO! YAY! -takes a spoon and eats jello-
Spiggy: Darn, I made him happy! Oh well, KYO TIME!
Kyo: -Does can't touch this song-
Spunch: -draws a face on her hand with a sharpie- there! now I'm like deidara and vampire hunter d!
Spiggy: Cool! What does it say?!?! -Stares at Spunch's hand, waiting for it to speak-
Spunch: -wiggles fingers-
Hand: talk to theh hand!
Spunch: .....my hand has an attitude....
Spiggy: Technically, I am talking to the hand. The hand isn't very smart. XD
Naruto: ROFL! IT SPOKE-TTEBYO!
Spunch: yeah! what a stupid hand! -takes sharpie and walks to kyo-
Kyo: -walking away slowly-
Spunch: maybe kyo's leg will be smarter! -evil grin-
Kyo: -turns around and runs-
Spunch: -runs after kyo- COME BACK MY LOVE! I WANT TO SEE IF YOUR LEG IS SMART!
Kyo: -runs faster-
Spiggy: Kyo, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! Sorry, I'm on his side.
Miyavi: SPIGGY!
Spiggy: MIYAVI!
Miyavi: SPIGGY!
Spiggy: -Runs and glomps Miyavi-
Spunch: looks like your legs are smart after all! -runs faster-
Spiggy: So no need to prove anything. XD -Mumbled slightly by Miyavi's hair-
Kyo: -bumps into ruki- what the f-
Ruki: tell your girlfriend to give me back my belt! and reita's noseband! -holding up his pants-
Kyo: you do that yourself! -gets up and gets tackled by spunch-
Spunch: KYO! -hugs kyo-
Ruki: give back the belt and the nose band!
Spunch: no
Ruki: yes you will! NOW GIVE THEM BACK!
Spiggy: I suggest you get new ones Ruki.
Miyavi: Spunch is a... -Whispering- Fan girl.
Spunch: ahahahahahaha! -draws a smiley face on ruki's chin- maybe your chin is smart...
Ruki: O.O...... what the fuck?
Chin: what in the world?
Spunch: your chin is polite! -gets off kyo-
Uruha: -still eating jello- JE-LLLLOOOO!
Spiggy: Yup! Maybe Kyo's knee is smart and polite. -Chains Kyo down-
Miyavi: I thought you only chained me down. -Gives puppy face-
Spiggy: Awwwwww. My Mi-ya-vi-kinss~! -Glomps him-
Spunch: -grins and lifts kyos pant leg up until we can see his knee-
Kyo: -eye twiching-
Spunch: ahahahahahahaha! -draws a smiley face on kyo's Knee- there!
Knee: nice day isnt it?
Spunch: kyo's knee likes to talk about the weather!
Spiggy: People's body parts are weird! -Still hugging Miyavi-
Miyavi: MY BELLY! -Steals marker and writes on his belly-
Belly: Hello there chaps. -Hic-
Spiggy: IT'S DRUNK!
Miyavi: O_o;
Spunch: neat! -gets another random sharpie- who should I try next? -looks at uruha and grins-
Uruha: -still eating jello, turning kinda green by now- jeeeelllooooooooooooooooooo!
Spunch: .....uh
Spiggy: He won't get very far. GET HIM!
Miyavi: -Poking belly-
Belly: Oi oi oi, want pub start fight? -Hich- I swear to officer I'm not drunk god.
Spunch: okay! -runs over to uruha-
Uruha: elllooooo?
Spunch: yes, ello uruha. -draws a smiley face on his shoulder-
Shoulder: fuck you! fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!
Spunch: BAD SHOULDER! -hits shoulder-
Uruha: JEEEEELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Spiggy: SO RUDE~! -Smacks Uruha's shoulder-
Spiggy: -Wiggles toes and pool of Jello disappears-
Spunch: MAGIC TOES OF DOOOM!
Miyavi: MAGICAL TOES! -Points at them with gleeful look-
Belly: -Snores-
Spunch: okay, so I have a stupid hand..... Ruki has a polite chin... Kyo has a knee that like to talk about the weather, Miyavi's belly is drunk.....
Spiggy: Uruha's got a rude shoulder.
Spunch: yup
Miyavi: So rude. >+<
Spiggy: MAH FOOT! FEET PORN! XD -Draws face on top of foot-
Foot: Never give me anything! Gawd, all you do is ignore me! WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS!
Spiggy: I have a PMSing foot!
Spunch: oh! thats a new one!
Uruha: -fainted on the floor-
Spiggy: Too much jello Uruha-san?
Spunch: I think so
Kyo: -staring at his knee that is still talking about the weather, still chained up-
Spiggy: Silly Urha-san. We forgot Kyo. Poor Kyo.. -Throws blanket over Kyo- He's gone now! XD
Kyo: YOU CANT DO THAT!
Spunch: I wonder what kai's butt would say?
Spiggy: YES I CAN!
Foot: WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS!
Miyavi: O_O
Belly: -Hic- What hell the?
Spiggy: Only one way to find out.. -Wiggles toes and gets Kai in the place-
Spunch: ahahahahaha!
Hand: .....
Kai: o.o.....
Spunch: -wiggles fingers-
Aoi: apperes-
Spunch: I have somthing to ask you...
Aoi: what would that be?
Spiggy: You mean we won't strip him? XD
Spiggy: Ooooooooh. -Fan girl smile-
Spunch: strip kai, and draw a smiley face on his butt!
Aoi: what?!?! -blushs-
Kai: O.O.... -blush deep red-
Spunch: DO IT!
Spiggy: It's either you or me. And I'd probably keep his pants. XD
Aoi: fine!
Spiggy: Good! -Throws blanket over them-
MATURE CONTENT! Yaoi-rific!
Aoi: -goes to kai- sorry about this... -strips kai-
Kai: -moans- aoi....
Spiggy: Have a quickie if you want. -Snickers, holding out camera-
Aoi: turn around...
Spunch: -thinking dirty thoughts- ahaha! -takes out camera as well-
Kai: -turns around- aoi.... -squeaks as aoi draws the smiley onto his butt-
Aoi: kai.... youre so.....
Spiggy:Come on butt, SPEAK!
Spunch: -peeks camera under blanket- -grins-
Aoi: -diggs into his pocket and takes out a bottle of lavender scented oil- so.... hot...
Kai: -takes the sharpie and draws a smiley on the tip of aoi dick-
Aoi: O.O... I didnt know you were into that...
Butt: come inside of meeee! I feel so lonley! I dont want to only have phone sex all the time!
Kai:.... O.O did my butt just speak?
Aoi: I think it did...
Spiggy: Wow. It's a horny butt. No shock there.
Dick: oooohhh, baby, I'm coming! -sticks itself up-
Aoi: O.O.....
Kai: O.O....
Spiggy: You're horny all over.
Foot: GAWD! ALL MEN ARE PERVERTS!
Spiggy: -Washes face off foot-\
Aoi: -suddenly turns kai around without thinking and pours oil onto his hand-
Dick: dont take so long just cover me up and stick it in!
Kai: -blushes-
Aoi: -blushes as well- fine.... -rubs on the oil-
Spiggy: Ohh.. Seme dick. XD
Butt: I can almost feel the heat!
Kai: ah....
Spiggy: The sharpie shall forever be in a baggy!
Spunch: -still video taping- totally!
Spiggy: I need food. ;-;
Aoi: -positions himself and pushes himself inside kai-
Spunch: okay
Dick: oh, youre so hot inside baby!
Butt: youre so.... big -moans-
Kai: -moans- ah....aoi..
Aoi: kai....just breath....
Kai: -breathes-
Spiggy: I'm amazed.. It'd expect the dick to be muffled.
Spunch: he is.... I'm just writing the subtitles
Spiggy: Sub titles wrock!
Spunch: totally!
Aoi: -all the way inside- are.. you okay?
Kai: -sweating and breather hard- ....yeah, I'm... fine.
Aoi: -moves a bit-
Kai: -moans some more-
Spiggy: X_X -Blood surrounding her head-
Spunch: -perverted grin-
Miyavi: -Fanning Spiggy with hand-
Belly: Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaar.
Hand: -having a blond moment- what in the world was that?
Spunch: man sex
Hand: uh....
Spiggy: The hand is blond! XD
Spunch: yes! -looks at hand-
Hand: ..... what? theres nothing wrong with being blond!
Spunch: shhhh! youre ruining my movie!
Hand: -shuts up-
Aoi: -is now thrusting into kai-
Kai: -makeing various sex sounds-
Butt: ooohhh! go faster! harder!
Dick: -subtitled- oh baby! youre so tight!
Spiggy: -Dies again-
Spunch: -low perverted laugh and nose bleed-
Kai: aoi! I'm.... going to...c-come... -orgasim-
Dick: I'm comming! -subtitled-
Aoi: I love you, kai! -orgasim-
Butt: that felt sooo good!
Kai: I love you too!
Spiggy; How sweet~! -Huggles Miyavi-
Belly: -Burp-
Aoi and Kai: -making out-
Spiggy: Meow.
Spunch: got it all on film!
Spunch: -holds up camera-
Spiggy: INTERNET! HERE WE.. Erm.. We're already using the internet. XD
Spunch: XD totally!
Alex: -goes to save kyo from the chains and the blankets-
Kyo: -fainted-
Alex: -puts kyo over her shoulder and shrugs- oh well
Spiggy: ALEX! AHHH! XD
Spunch: XD my other personality just came in for a few seconds!
Spiggy: It still wants Kyo though. -Giggles-
Miyavi: T_T I don't like my belly anymore.
Belly: -Has broken beer cap in it's mouth-
Spunch: yeah, totally -still has kyo over her shoulder- we share the same body.... I think I discovered about 4 personalities.....
Spiggy: I thought it was three. Spunch, Vanguard and Alex.
Knee: I think it will be nice out tommorrow they predict sunshine all day long!
Spunch:.....
Spunch: theres also vanel....
Spiggy: I only have Spiggy and Kelly. Fan girl and not as much of a fan girl. Knows to keep quite in class.
Spiggy: Vanel.. Why do I feel they're either emo, or a pervert?
Spunch: nah, shes awesome.... shes how I see myself when I'm sleeping (in my dreams) .... she has a mohawk....
spunch: and plays bass
Spiggy: Awesome.
Spiggy: OMG! I HAVE RUSSIAN PANTS!
Spiggy: And illegal jeans -Hides them-
Spunch: XD
Spiggy:I also finally got a chain! XD
Spunch:yay!
Spiggy: I can only where my pants at school. Since there's a new principal, I might not be able to wear my Love Duckie jeans. XD
Spunch: sooo.... what are we going to do with this new story?
Spiggy: Which new story? XD
Spunch: the one we wrote just now XD
Spunch: dude! put it on the sp4 website!
Spiggy:Fanfiction loves us?
Spiggy: Totally! Crack fics. XD
Spunch: yeah!
Spiggy: I'll put it on the piczo one
Spiggy and Spunch Conversation 2
Warning: Yaoi Smut
Spunch: XD3 CHIN! RUKI HAS A POLITE CHIN! -runs around in circles-
Spiggy:RUKI!
Ruki: What?
Spiggy: -Pokes his polite chin-
Ruki: -puts a hand over his chin-
Chin: please dont do that, its too dark!
Ruki: -runs around in circles screaming his head off-
Spunch: -takes out a camera-
Spunch: UPPERS RISKY POGO DANCE!
Spiggy: -Chasing Ruki with a pogo-
Spunch: -takes a pogo stick and jumps-
Miyavi: -Plays with toy car-
Kyo: -sleeping in the corner-
Spunch: -jumps some more- POGOS ARE RISKY TO DANCE WITH!
Miyavi: -Does Jaws theme while driving toy car toward Kyo-
Spiggy: I KNOW! -Dancing with pogo-
Spunch: up and up and up! -jumps and lands on miyavi- sorry about that....
Spunch: pogo sticks are risky, y-know
Spunch: -gets up-
Miyavi: -Crushed-
Spiggy: MIYAVI! -Hugs him- EVIL POGO! -Throws it and it hits Ruki in the, lawl, CHIN-
Ruki: X (*3
Chin: ouch!
Ruki: shut-up!
Spiggy: Whoopsie. O3O -Still nursing Miyavi-
Reita: -comes running up to ruki with a scarf covering his nose- are you okay?
Ruki: I'm fine.... thats true we still didnt get me belt and your nose band back yet.... -looks at spunch-
Spunch: -not-so-innocent-grin-
Ruki: -glare-
Spunch: -pokes kyo-
Kyo: -stirs a bit, but is still sleeping-
Spiggy: Meh. It's not THAT important!
Miyavi: -Drives toy car once more-
Spiggy: No hitting Kyo!
Miyavi: Fine. ;-;
Spunch: thats scarf goes you well reita-chan..... X3
Reita: CHAN?!?!? -eye twich-
Spiggy: -Pinching Reita's cheek- Kawaii desu Reita chan. -Gives cute smile-
Reita: -runs back to ruki and digs his face into ruki's chest-
Ruki: uh... reita?
Spunch: -takes out camera again-
Spiggy: -Evil smile- Reita chaaaaaan~! XD
Spunch: -steels reita's scarf-
Reita: -covers up his nose with his hands and digs his face into ruki's shoulder- ruki, get it back!
Ruki: dammit! spunch! give them back!
Spiggy: Why are you so ashamed of your nose! GAWD! -Draws smile on foot-
Foot: YOU'RE SO SELF CONSCIOUS! GAWD! WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS!
Spiggy: -Washes it off- What the foot said. -Giggles-
Reita: -nuzzles de dip in ruki's shoulder and puts his arms around ruki's neck- you...smell good.
Ruki: o.o.....what?
Reita: you smell good.... like, honey...
Spunch: ohhohoho! -puts camera closer-
Ruki: -blushes-
Spiggy: -Pulls out camera- Prefect back ground!
Reita: ruuu-kiii! get back my nose band! -whines-
Spunch: if I give back the nose band, will you allow me to video tape both of you have hot man sex toghether?
Ruki: -blush-
Reita: -unseen blush-
Spunch: soooooo? will you let me? I'll even give back the honey belt and the scarf!
Spiggy: Black mail Spunch, I'm proud!
Ruki: uh....-looks down at reita-
Reita: ..... -looks up at ruki-
Spunch: soooooo?
Spiggy: We don't have all night.. Well, we technically do, but still..
Spunch: -takes out camera and pushes their hips together- there we go, you know what to do if you want them back....
Reita: fine.... just give it back first
Spunch: I'll give the nose band first the two other items after... -gives back the nose band-
Reita: -puts it on as quickly as possible-
Ruki: so...uh, are we really gonna do this...
Reita: ....sure -puts his arms around ruki's neck again-
Spunch: go on.... -puts up camera- -evil grin-
Reita: this is so embarassing....
Spiggy: It woulda been easier for donuts.
Spiggy: COME ON! Work it Reita. XD -Has phone out-
Reita and Ruki: -start making out-
Spunch: more!
Spiggy: STRIP, STRIP, STRIP!
Ruki: -slowly takes off reita's shirt and takes off his own shirt-
Reita: -blush-
Ruki: -kisses reita neck while undoing the buttons to his pants-
Spiggy: -Pressing picture button every second she can-
Spunch: -taking a movie-
Reita: -moans, and puts his arms back around ruki's neck-
Spiggy: I'm sure that my dreams are going to be filled with smutness tonight. XD
Ruki: -sucking reita's nipple, slowly pulling down reita's pants-
Reita: ru-ki! -moan-
Spunch: XD mine too!
Spiggy: -Covers mouth to hide smirk and blush-
Reita: -steps out of the puddle of pants around his ankles, and takes off his boots and socks-
Ruki: -undoes his pants and takes them off as well as his shoes and socks-
Ruki: is there as bed or a wall somewhere?
Spiggy: -Wiggles toes- Wallness!
Wall: -Appears- What?
Spunch: over there! -points to random glass wall-
Ruki: ..... -grabs Reita around the waist and walkes towards the glass wall-
Reita: -put his hands on ruki's chest, and walks backwards towards the wall as well- .....
Spunch: -walks to the wall-
Ruki: -pushes reita agaist the wall and kisses his neck-
Reita: ruki....
Spiggy: -On the other side of the glass wall- Tehe, I see someone's naughty parts. >3<
Spunch: XD yay!
Ruki: I dont have any oil or lube on me....
Spunch: -wiggles fingers- here
Ruki: -takes lube- thanks
Reita: -blushes-
Spiggy: Magic toes and fingers are useful.
Ruki: -puts some lube on his fingers- are you ready reita? -positions his finger at reitas entrance and rubs it softly-
Reita: -moan- y-yeah... I think I-I am...
Ruki: okay -pushes on finger inside of him-
Reita: -bites his lip to try and stop sound from coming out-
Spunch: they sure are!
Ruki: I'll put in another one...
Reita: -nodds-
Ruki: -pushes and another finger inside and sissors them inside of him-
Spiggy: -Blocks nose-
Miyavi: -Trying to ignore all this-
Kyo: -still sleeping-
Spunch: -has a nosebleed and a perverted grin-
Ruki: reita.... you're so.... hot inside
Reita: -turns deep red-
Ruki: -puts in another finger and touches his prostate-
Reita: -rocks his hips towards ruki's fingers- ruki!
Ruki: found it. -takes out his fingers-
Reita: -whimpers-
Ruki: -puts lube onto his erection- ready or not, here I come... -pushes inside of reita-
Reita: -moans loudly- ru....ki! ah!
Spunch: finally! -still has camera-
Spiggy: Haha, come..
Ruki: -thrusts inside of the bassits-
Reita: ah!
Ruki: -reaches the prostate-
Reita: -rocks him hips upwards- ruki! ah!
Spunch: (forgot to ask, if reita facing the wall or ruki?)
Spunch: (oh well, I'll say he's facing ruki)
Ruki: -grabes reita's hips-
Reita: -puts his arms around ruki's neck-
Spiggy: More romantic, less smutty. XD
Spunch: totally XD
Ruki: rei-taah.... -trusts into him again and reapetedly hits reita's sweet spot-
Reita: ru-kii! I-I'm going to-to come! -tightens his hold around ruki's neck-
Ruki: -nuzzles reita's ear and them licks the outer lobe-
Reita: ah! ruki! -comes all over ruki's stomach and chest as Ruki kisses him-
Ruki: -comes inside reita, mouth still latched onto his-
Spunch: I just realised that they werent wearing any underwear!
Spiggy: They stripped completely.
Ruki: -slides out of reita-
Reita: -holds on to ruki's neck because his nees are weak and shakey-
Ruki and Reita: -both fall to the ground-
Ruki: -kisses reita again- I-I- Love..you, reita...
Reita: Mm...love you too...
Spunch: always finished with that
Spiggy: Because it's romantic! RO-MA-N-TI-KU~!
Spunch: totally! -wipes up the blood coming from her nose with a kleenex-this thing is five pages long.....
Spiggy: Not shocking. Can't wait to get it up on daspfour.piczo.com XD
